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Baby Memory Book: Remember The 'Celestial' DaysArticle Summary: Babies are so dang cute! I didn't realize what I had until all of mine turned into teenagers. I'm sure glad my wife kept a baby memory book so I can remember the 'celestial' version of my kids.